Not only am I a little monster, I'm also a total fangirl, feel free to ask me anything, and if you follow me I'll follow you!
Is Leo going to die because of that whole oath thing
I hope he dies
And slowly where he see’s his life flash before his eyes
AND HE SAYS SORRY MOM
WHY ARE YOU GUYS PRETENDING THIS IS A FUNNY ANON? NO. NO. THIS IS NOT OKAY.
fuck this has me panicking right now
my baby is NOT going to die!
Jennifer Lawrence didn’t let a shoe mishap (and near fall) stop her from finishing her speech
she has the worst of luck with award shows, but I love how Jen is a goofy, clumsy, real person, not a plastic barbie doll other actresses are
So I was arguing with my friend and it got really loud and I mentioned I was bipolar. Then half of the people in the hallway started asking their friends what bipolar depression was, and now everyone thinks it’s some contagious disease. I can’t believe they’re so ignorant, now I’m treated like a radioactive weirdo.
if I dared to do any of these things here’s how society would react
you’re not kind, you’re dumb and shallow
you’re “dreams” are dumb
strangers are dangerous
quit changing yourself to fit in
how could you trust an idiot like him
know it all
wow such a rebel *sarcasm*
wtf are you doing
and that folks is the wonderful world we live in
No wonder why no one is going to reblog this from me
What are you doing. What are you doing. What have you done.
you’re telling me i can make BLACK SLUDGE THAT TASTES LIKE OREOS!?
PRETEND IT’S LEVIATHAN BLOOD
There are two kinds of people….
I RESENT THAT LEVIATHAN COMMENT SIR/MADAME.
wait for him…
the moreo guy will see this soon, I know it!
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff
Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes
Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
I’m already a fan. I want merch.
But you need a name!
Badass Bitches might work
so this guy right here is one class-a asshole
he stated, as above, that he had created this artwork
after he gained 100s of RTs and favs, it appeared on my timeline and i recognised it as the work of Vince Low, who created a series of pieces in this style, paying homage to celebrities, mainly actors, with dyslexia
I read through the replies to his tweet, including “wow”s and “i’m so jealous of your art skill”s, and only spotted one other person who realised this was in fact not this guy’s art, though he completely dismissed this person’s comment saying “that guy stole my picture”……
so, me already being sick of this art theft shit, as i see it every day on the web, piped up
and you can read above (excuse the bad quality) that he completely dismissed me, saying i was “jealous”
what angers me most is that he’s getting praise from 100s of people, and they will keep praising him because they won’t see the tweets where me and the one other person pull him up on it
ALSO, I GAVE THE FUCKER PROOF THAT IT WAS NOT HIS WORK. DOWNRIGHT, PROOF FROM AN ONLINE NEWSPAPER ARTICLE THAT THE WORK WAS BY VINCE LOW, AND THE LITTLE DICKHOLE STILL DENIED IT
some may say i’m overreacting, and that i shouldn’t use such foul language, but i am completely sick of this bullshit. i’ve had this happen to me in the past, and it made me less inclined to create art to share on this site.
when you create something you’re proud of, that you put a lot of work into, and someone credits it as their own and people believe them and continue to praise them, even after they’ve been shown proof that they’re lying.. it is one of the most crushing things to ever experience, i know.
so if you experience something like this, it may not make a difference, but you need to at least try to expose the assholes and voice the truth
and please signal boost!!!
we need to try and stop this bullshit, because it is a serious issue.
it gets less better.